Saturday, 28 September 2013

Inspiring Success Stories

Inspiring stories of success
 
If you are serious about being successful in life then you can do nothing better than educating yourself about the inspirational stories of successful and famous people.
Many people who want to achieve success in life, career or business fail to do it because they don't know what it takes to be successful and how the road to success looks like. They just see the final result, which is the successful person, without having any idea about what this person went through.
By knowing the inspirational stories of successful people you will learn how the road to success looks like and your chance of succeeding in life will become much higher.
Below are short and quick inspirational stories of some of the most successful people that can help you know a lot about the approach required to reach success.

Sunday, 15 September 2013

MEDICAL ICON 1



DR EMMANUEL OLUSEGUN FASHAKIN
We begin the series on accomplished medical practitioners with Dr EMMANUEL OLUSEGUN FASHAKIN
Emmanuel Olusegun Fashakin

5 ESSENTIAL UNEXPECTED ASPECTS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL

5 essential aspects of medical school that you wouldn't expect

POWERED by joshuaidowu.blogspot.com
 
 
 

Interview season is winding down and budding physicians everywhere are clutching tightly to their hard-fought medical school acceptance letters. I thought now would be an opportune time to reflect on what I wish I had known before starting medical school.
Let's boil it down to five essential aspects of medical school that you wouldn't expect or are of such crucial importance you should be reminded of them.

Friday, 13 September 2013

MEDICAL SCHOOL: A POEM BY ZAZU


From Amoebas and chloroplasts
To nucleated erythroblasts.
I always linked old ships with masts,
Mast cells have made me recast.
Rulers, rockets, rheostats,
Thank God that’s all in the past.
I would yawn as time strolled past,
Now it’s running very fast.
Have you seen my day’s forecast?
Class to class, then back to class.
My class cannot be outclassed:
From the first guy to the last
Bureaucrats and Diplomats,
Quintessential Plutocrats
Geeks & Wizards, Fat & Phat
Geese & Gizzards, ratty Brats.
Pastors, Members, Counterparts,
Photostatting copycats.
Then, when results are broadcast,
Mehn, come and see acrobats.
‘Cos no feeling can outlast
Your joy, knowing you have passed.
So much joy, but in contrast
Many skies are overcast,
For among the enthusiasts
There are those who haven’t passed.
I once thought all docs had hearts,
But now I am very smart.
And it goes far beyond that:
My brain has been torn apart.
Renin? Rennin? This or that?
Who knows glucose glucostat?
ALT ain’t alternate.
CAT is not after a rat.
FISH is not part of breakfast,
PDA is in the heart.
Hippocrates where you at?
We need to have some chitchat.
‘Cos in that oath that we chant
Some lines are irrelevant;
You should see machines we gat
They are more than works of art.
First the kidneys, then the heart,
Now it’s bone marrow transplant.
I was a genius, so brilliant,
Now I look so ignorant.
Surgery was done by humans,
Now robots have other plans.
The future is so pregnant,
Time is never hesitant.
Soon the scalpel will depart,
Stitches insignificant,
Foetuses will choose their looks,
We’ll do surgery on Facebook 





FIRST YEAR ADVICE by Arinze Aristotle

Thursday, 12 September 2013

PHARMACY IN UNILAG

Are you a current/aspiring student of pharmacy in the university of Lagos? Here are some details on the faculty sourced from the school's website.






Faculty of PHARMACY
Year Established : 1984
Dean : Professor U. E. Mendie
Sub Dean : Dr.(Mrs.) Mbang Owolabi
Faculty Officer : Mrs. A. A. Akinyeye
Description :
GENERAL PHILOSOPHY OF THE PHARMACY PROGRAMME
Pharmacy may be defined as that profession concerned with the art and science of preparing from natural (plants, animals, minerals, microorganisms, etc.) and synthetic sources, suitable materials and medicaments for use in the treatment and prevention of diseases. A thorough knowledge of the formulation procedures, storage, distribution and safe use of these medicinal preparations is subsumed in the above definition.  Pharmacy is therefore a science based profession which is strongly predicated on studies in the areas of the pure and applied physical, chemical and biological and technological sciences.
The general philosophy of Pharmacy richly endowed education is to produce and develop well educated persons – (i.e. persons developed in knowledge, mind and character). The ultimate objective of any professional education is to produce practitioners with adequate knowledge and skills who will provide professional and useful service to the fatherland and mankind. The undergraduate education in pharmacy is designed and intended to prepare students for the profession of pharmacy.  The philosophy of pharmacy education borders on the establishment of standards to ensure quality pharmacy education.

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

MEDICAL DEFINITION OF LOVE

Question in an exam
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..What do you understand by the word Love? (16 marks)
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LAW students ans-> '' love
is
life'' (marks 1/2 out of 16)
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Engineering student ans-> ''love
is pain '' (marks 1/2 out of
16)
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Medical students ans:-

DEFINATION:-

Monday, 9 September 2013

PICTURE MEDICAL SCHOOL-1 FUNNY PICTURES FROM MY FIRST YEAR

What psquare should have sang.
when you see your results and...\></
That exceptionally boring class like Grandpa's and Amaeshi
And when all your friends have slied you... You ask....Why Evuls?
seriously, how else do we get serious? You can ask Big boss @Kong10D
SMH for this guy tho.
Even at night, we still push it. MBBs by force.

UNILAG FOUNDATION EXAMS 2013/2014 CUT OFF MARKS

Below are the cut off marks for the UNILAG foundation program 2013/2014 extrance exams. Congrats if you made it. Advice on the program coming up soon.

COLLEGE OF MEDICI

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

MEDILAG HOTSPOTS FOR LOVERS

So you're a medico in Idi-Araba and wanna catch some fun with your *****, these places you help. At your own risk tho



MEDILAG’S BEST KEPT SECRETS

In a school that literally never sleeps, it’s hard for lovers to get some privacy to do ‘what lovers do’ but believe it or not as impossible as it may sound, whether noon or night, couples in Medilag have come up with exclusive lovers’ spots, where they brazenly carry out ‘acts’ of love. Writers club put nose to ground and sniffed out some of the secret places couples go to be alone. Well guess after this, it would no longer be a secret, Sorry guys…

10 Labour Ward Medical Students’ Call Room: We are starting with this place because the school now also knows the alternate use to which the call room is put thanks to some couples who forgot to pack all their bag and baggage and left behind a used contraceptive for one of the cleaning ladies to discover. Now, you also know why for some time medical students that were not on call couldn’t get in to the labour ward.
9 College Library: the library all over the world has always been a romantic haven for couples who like to live on the fast lane; well Medilag is not an exception! Lovers that can’t wait for the covers of darkness, hide under the covers of bookshelves. Yes, they are responsible for the creaking noise you hear while you are trying to read!
8 Stairs Of Old Great Hall: If you have ever wondered what the first floor of the Old Great Hall is used for, the couples of Medilag have the answer. Anytime between the hours of 10:00pm and 2:00am, if you climb this staircase, you run the risk of running into half naked people swapping saliva.
7 Former Football Field: the football field closure was an all round tragedy, both for sportsmen and Medilag couples. Where else could you go to make out, look at stars and feel the grass scratch your back and yeah of course, play football?
6 Anatomy Lab Car Park: reserved exclusively for couples with cars. Yep! Your guess is as good as mine; all the cars parked outside don’t belong to the anatomy staff. They don’t stay up that late…
5 London Bridge: what is the London Bridge? Well, the London Bridge gets girls into boys’ hostel after visiting hours and also houses couples who don’t mind a little P.D.A. Where is the London Bridge? Well there are 3 of them and they run between blocks 1 and 2.
4 S.O.N. Field: popularly known as the most blessed ground on the premises of Medilag going by the number of prayers that go on there daily. Well, unknown to many, as the prayer warriors pray fervently, the lovers are committing all the atrocities that are forbidden by God right on the same field!
3 Hall 36 Car Park: ever heard of a drive in cinema? Well, Hall 36 is Medilag’s equivalent of that except that there is no projector, no screen and no movie but wound up cars, hugging, kissing and well.. you get the picture!
2 New Great Hall Staircase: it’s convenient, why? It’s close to cold room, so when a boy is tired of reading all those medical jargons and needs a break, he grabs his girl and heads up the new great hall staircase and they are entertained by the music from the fellowship going on downstairs.
1 Luth Cafeteria: might not be the first place that comes to mind when you are hungry but it is definitely on a lot of text messages if you know what I mean. The maze like verandah keeps inquisitive security men away, while the tall flowers keeps off curious eyes. Recently, a couple was found frolicking on a carton on the verandahs of Luth Cafeteria and it made good talk between security guards but it also shed light on what is Medilag’s best kept secret when it comes to romance…the Luth Cafeteria!



Sourced from writersclubmedilag.blogspot.com

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Monday, 2 September 2013

FOUNDATION PROGRAMMES’ ENTRANCE EXAMINTATION RESULTS 2013/2014

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FOUNDATION PROGRAMMES’ ENTRANCE EXAMINTATION RESULTS
Unilag Foundations regrets to announce that the results of the Foundation Programmes’ entrance examination is yet to be uploaded on this website.


This will be done at a later date.
Please accept our sincere apologies.

Source; UNILAG website : www.unilag.edu.ng

From this, its obvious the foundation extrance exam result isn't out yet and wouldn't be anytime soon. This is probably due to the ongoing ASUU strike. For the aspiring Medicos waiting for this result, keeping praying and believing the best. Find something good to do with your time to take the tension off. Remember, BE POSITIVE

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