Tuesday, 10 September 2013

MEDICAL DEFINITION OF LOVE

Question in an exam
.
..What do you understand by the word Love? (16 marks)
.
LAW students ans-> '' love
is
life'' (marks 1/2 out of 16)
.
.
Engineering student ans-> ''love
is pain '' (marks 1/2 out of
16)
.
.
.
Medical students ans:-

DEFINATION:-

A serious disorder of the heart due to
relationship between men
and women that can cause
death
of 1 or both depending
upon
resistance associated..!!
.
->TYPES:
1 side(affecting one partner) & 2 sides(affecting both participants)
.
->AGE:
Usually occurs in
teenagers and adults but
nowadays can be found in
any age
.
->SYMPTOMS:
1)tension,
2)daydreaming,
3)isomnia,
4)phone adiction...
.
->DIAGNOSIS BY:
1)diary,
2)photos,
3)mobile
4) text messages
.
->TREATMENT:
anti-love therapy by
1)father's shoe
2)mother's sandal

score: (16/16 marks)
.
MORAL Lesson: dont play with
Medicos they can do
anythng for 16
marks.. AGREED.....?


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